Right so I'll cut out the boring parts of today and get right to the meat of the bone... or something like that.
The only real notable thing that happened to me in College today was the last lesson: Maths. As I have said before, our Further Maths class is insane. Seriously, in the lesson we had today we spent HALF THE LESSON LAUGHING.
No joke.
At one point we were laughing so hard that the teacher struggled to teach over us. And we got quite a stern talking to as well. Now that I think about it the stuff we were laughing about were... not that funny at all. None of us seemed to realise at the time and Richard even dubbed this particular weekday: 'Very Funny Thursday' hence the title.
I recall laughing about Richard having to do all his work again. Now that is genuinely funny.
You know when (and I bet everyone who has ever done maths in school will have experienced this) the teacher says to write out stuff instead of just writing down the answer i.e. ax+by+c = 5 etc.
But Richard only wrote the answers. Following the example shown above he only wrote "5". And he managed to avoid being found out until the about 15/20 minutes until the end of the lesson. At the time he was on question 35~ish out of a possible 50. And the teacher just springs up behind him (making him unable to cover his work from her sight) and says:
'Start again.'
Then, men being men, and Richard being Richard decides to try and worm his way out of doing his work again by making up some futile excuses: 'What?! B-But you see. I've thought about this very clearly [Me: Not :|] And here I've done three pages of notes. *Holds up notes* And I thought that I'll get through these questions quicker if I only write the answers. This way I'll be exposed to more maths question-' By this time he was pretty much spouting nonsense, so I see no need to continue. I don't remember any more of it anyway. And while all this is happening the rest of the people in the room (including me) are ROFLing our heads off.
The teacher didn't sound amused by this excuse. And cooly and calmly replied: 'Do. It. AGAIN.'
After that Richard's only reply was: 'Yes 'mam.'
LMAO, you had to be there to see the full intensity of humour. Priceless, absolutely priceless.
I also recall a bit when we were talking about binary... Note: Despite it being a maths lesson (and binary being numbers) binary had no relation whatsoever with our maths lesson.
And Rob was explaining how some "hardcore" gamers now have moved on from 1337. And are now using binary.
OMFG. I didn't even know these kinds of people existed. Seriously though, who the hell punches into the chat this halfway through Halo (or something):
'01001111 01001101 01000110 01000111 00100001 00100000 00100000 01000100 01110101 01100100 01100101 01110011 00100001 00100000 00100000 01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00101110 00100000 00100000 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 00100010 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100011 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100010 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00110001 00110011 00110011 00110111 00100000 01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101010 01100101 01110010 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 00110000 00110000 01100010 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101110 00100000 00100000 01001100 01001111 01001100 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01001100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 00100000 01001110 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100001 00100000 01101110 01100001 00101110 00100000 00100000 00111010 00101001'
By the way that translate to:
'OMFG! Dudes! It's like totally awesome that we're playing this game and all. But could you stop killing me since I'm "hardcore" and I totally speak binary.
1337 Speak is for jerks and n00bs now. LOL
Look binary is awesome. Na na na na na. :)' Just in case you didn't know.
Ah, gamers always so (counter) intuitive. What will they think of next?
Speaking in Hex?
'4f 4d 46 47 21 20 20 44 75 64 65 73 21 20 20 49 74 27 73 20 6c 69 6b 65 20 74 6f 74 61 6c 6c 79 20 61 77 65 73 6f 6d 65 20 74 68 61 74 20 77 65 27 72 65 20 70 6c 61 79 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 67 61 6d 65 20 61 6e 64 20 61 6c 6c 2e 20 20 42 75 74 20 63 6f 75 6c 64 20 79 6f 75 20 73 74 6f 70 20 6b 69 6c 6c 69 6e 67 20 6d 65 20 73 69 6e 63 65 20 49 27 6d 20 22 68 61 72 64 63 6f 72 65 22 20 61 6e 64 20 49 20 74 6f 74 61 6c 6c 79 20 73 70 65 61 6b 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 2e 0d 0a 0d 0a 31 33 33 37 20 53 70 65 61 6b 20 69 73 20 66 6f 72 20 6a 65 72 6b 73 20 61 6e 64 20 6e 30 30 62 73 20 6e 6f 77 2e 20 20 4c 4f 4c 0d 0a 0d 0a 4c 6f 6f 6b 20 62 69 6e 61 72 79 20 69 73 20 61 77 65 73 6f 6d 65 2e 20 20 4e 61 20 6e 61 20 6e 61 20 6e 61 20 6e 61 2e 20 20 3a 29'
LOL, that's the same words as above in Hex. Amazing what the internet can do nowadays, ain't it?
In league with the "funniness" and the "Thursdainess" of the current post. I figured I'd post this interesting article:
#10
Haha I bet this student got XXXXXXXXXXXXXtra credit LOL!
#9
Lol gives more fun to the hang man game.
#8
This guy show off gotten some credits! Look at those artistic skills...GO TMNT!
#7
This is too funny! What an idiot.
#6
What a moron...no comment.
#5
LOL only if algebra was this easy...then everyone would be A students in mathematics.
#4
There is something wrong with this kid's head.
#3
God I love this one...the is the best way to explain Bruce Wayne and the Batman connection in uber hard Calculus. A+++ for artistic quality and imagination.
#2
LOL yeah blame it on the FAT ASS elephant!
#1
Haha this is so damn funny...I guess the instructor should of clarified a bit more. Classic.
Courtesy (entirely with zero input from me) of MMOABC.com and a dude called "Punch". Hey, I don't make up these names, ok?
Was that funny or what?
Tomorrow I'm meeting up with Gavin & Ashley again. Same time. Same place.
We're really only going because we're still lacking presents for a certain someone's birthday... *ahem* Anyway, like the mad-rush before Christmas - we're going tomorrow.
And later in the day it's Kate's Birthday bash. wOOt!
4w350m3n355, r16h7 dud3?
Anyway, so like... see you there. I guess. Ok, maybe not you.
You know the drill. Gavin has next installment.
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