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Thursday, 16 August 2007

The real plan

Damn you WJUK, I should of known you would of done something like that.
Yesterday I couldn't post cos I couldn't get on a computer, not fall of the face of the earth like WJUK wants me too.

Anyways the plan....

Yogudima cleared his throat 'Our real plan is too take over the the whole universe'

'Well we obviously know that, every evil group of people wants to take over the universe, how do you plan on doing it?' WJUK asked

'Well, first of all we wanted to get rid of everything that poses a threat to us, thats why we came to earth first, the Planet with the Penguins. If we killed all the Penguins then we could make it look like we were justing wiping out earths creatures but then you 3 chosen ones show up and tell everyone our weakness.'

'So, you've been trying to take over earth this whole time and haven't got very far.' I asked

'Yes, these humans have been putting up a fight, but after this plan we would of easyily defeated them but then you showed up'

'Well, Whats the plan?' WJUK asked

'It doesn't matter as the Elders will be making a new plan to destroy you' Yogudima said 'You best be prepared'

'Great, once again we are in danger' I said, 'What are we going to do with him now WJUK?'

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